The Hound Chronicles
Official reports, questionable evidence, and the occasional perimeter breach from somewhere outside Charlottesville.
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Episode Step Brothers
Before the arrests. Before the parole violations. Before Roscoe showed up and somehow made everything worse...
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Every escape, investigation, questionable decision, and after-action report in the file room.
WINCHESTER / The Early Years
Before the arrests. Before the parole violations. Before Roscoe showed up and somehow made everything worse...
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DEAN / Noise Complaint
Morning Edition: The Bad Hound Boys Who needs a rooster when you have three hounds with absolutely no respect for quiet hours?
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DEAN / Perimeter Breach
We had a security incident today.
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WINCHESTER / Field report
Good news from headquarters: The boys stayed secure during our game day adventure.
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WINCHESTER / Field report
Mom and Dad are off at the UVA game enjoying a perfectly normal afternoon of football.
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WINCHESTER / Field report
The Gentleman Who Started the Whole Mess
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ROSCOE / Field report
Nobody Told Him He Was the Little One
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DEAN / Field report
All Gas. No Map.
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DEAN / Unauthorized Agricultural Operations
Dean has appointed himself Founder, CEO and Head of Quality Control for Bad Hound Farms—and our fig tree is his first acquisition.
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DEAN / Fugitive Recovery
After spending the entire night conducting unauthorized deer investigations, Dean finally accepted that maybe he had made a poor career decision.
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DEAN / Heat Ceasefire
After several weeks of unauthorized patrols, today peace broke out. The temperature climbed into the triple digits.
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DEAN / Nighttime Deer Pursuit
At approximately 8:45 PM, Buck Norris appeared and a coordinated escape began. Two suspects were captured quickly—and Dean decided to extend the mission.
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ROSCOE / Bath Day
With the neighborhood experiencing temperatures reserved for the surface of the sun, today's mission was simple: give all three hounds a bath.
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WINCHESTER / Headquarters Status Report
Winchester is recovering from an ear infection, Dean is depressed about the rain, and Roscoe conducts squirrel surveillance from the window.
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DEAN / Long-Range Expedition
Winchester escapes. Roscoe tags along. Dean goes to BFE and acts surprised when somebody eventually brings him home.
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WINCHESTER / Holiday Stand-Down
After surviving two straight nights of fireworks, the boys were placed on a doctor-approved two-day Trazodone vacation.
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DEAN / Babysitter Security Breach
While command (Mom and Dad) were away, responsibility for base security was entrusted to the 20-year-old Gamer Boy. He made one critical tactical error.
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WINCHESTER / Nightly Patrol
Every neighborhood has a legend. Meet Winchester: the Magnum P.I. of hounds, the MacGyver of backyard escapes, and the Maverick of neighborhood patrols.
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WINCHESTER / Heat-Related Fence Hop
Apparently Winchester forgot it's approximately 4,000 degrees outside and decided tonight was the perfect time for a fence hop.
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DEAN / Five-Mile Unauthorized Operation
Dean has been turned over to the Puppy Police and was released on bail. He managed to travel 5 miles from base.
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ROSCOE / Leadership Exercise
Roscoe is proof that confidence has absolutely nothing to do with size. Standing three inches off the ground, he wakes up convinced he commands all operations.
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DEAN / Fence Jump / Deer Pursuit
From the Desk of Dean: On the return home from an evening patrol, I saw it… a glorious whitetail.
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DEAN / Perimeter Fortification
Following the recent multi-hound escape incident, I initiated a full-scale perimeter fortification effort.
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ROSCOE / Low-Crawl Fence Breach
After Morgan Wallen and an overnight sitter stay, Roscoe demonstrated an Army-quality low crawl under the fence.
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DEAN / Multi-Hound Recovery
Operation: Neighborhood Freedom Run has officially concluded. All members of the unit have been recovered.
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