The Hound Chronicles
Official reports, questionable evidence, and the occasional perimeter breach from somewhere outside Charlottesville.
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Episode Step Brothers
Before the arrests. Before the parole violations. Before Roscoe showed up and somehow made everything worse...
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Every escape, investigation, questionable decision, and after-action report in the file room.
ROSCOE / Field report
Nobody Told Him He Was the Little One
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ROSCOE / Bath Day
With the neighborhood experiencing temperatures reserved for the surface of the sun, today's mission was simple: give all three hounds a bath.
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ROSCOE / Leadership Exercise
Roscoe is proof that confidence has absolutely nothing to do with size. Standing three inches off the ground, he wakes up convinced he commands all operations.
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ROSCOE / Low-Crawl Fence Breach
After Morgan Wallen and an overnight sitter stay, Roscoe demonstrated an Army-quality low crawl under the fence.
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