Roscoe

🎧 THE HOUND CHRONICLES

Episode 3: Roscoe

"Now Playing on Side C..."

🎵 Track 3: Another One Bites the Dirt

Every pack has...

The leader.

The escape artist.

And then...

There's Roscoe.

Roscoe is proof that confidence has absolutely nothing to do with size.

Standing approximately three inches off the ground, Roscoe wakes up every morning convinced he is the Commanding General of Hound Operations.

He doesn't just enter a room...

He arrives.

If Winchester walks by, Roscoe believes Winchester is following him.

If Dean starts running...

Roscoe is convinced it was his idea.

If a squirrel moves...

Roscoe takes it personally.

Every single morning begins with Roscoe conducting what he calls "roll call."

The rest of us call it...

Barking at absolutely nothing.

His official duties include:

Declaring war on squirrels.

Issuing strongly worded warnings to foxes.

Yelling at birds for existing.

Investigating suspicious leaves.

Escorting the UPS truck out of the neighborhood...

every...

single...

day.

Despite weighing about as much as a bag of dog food, Roscoe carries himself like he's seven feet tall.

He has never once looked in a mirror and thought,

"Maybe I'm the little guy."

No...

In Roscoe's world...

Everyone else is just unusually tall.

When the boys escape, Roscoe doesn't actually know where they're going.

He simply refuses to let them leave without him.

His internal dialogue is usually...

"I don't know what we're doing... but I'M IN CHARGE!"

Five minutes later...

He's standing in the middle of a field wondering why everyone stopped following his plan.

🎙️ Roscoe's Statement:

"This wasn't an unauthorized escape."

"It was a tactical leadership exercise."

📼 Roscoe's Mixtape Stats

Favorite Song: Eye of the Tiger

Greatest Enemy: Every squirrel born since 1987.

Height: "Average."

(According to Roscoe.)

Pack Rank: Supreme Commander.

(Also according to Roscoe.)

Favorite Hobby: Giving orders nobody asked for.

Special Ability: Starting arguments with animals ten times his size... then expecting Winchester and Dean to handle the consequences.

At the end of every adventure...

Roscoe marches back into the house like a conquering hero.

Chest puffed out.

Tail high.

Completely convinced he led another successful operation.

Nobody has the heart to tell him...

We all just let him think he's in charge.

Because sometimes...

Every great team needs a little guy with a big attitude.

Even if he's wrong.

Coming Soon...

📼 The Hound Chronicles: Episode 4

"The Fox."

The smug neighborhood criminal who has outsmarted three hounds, one retired airborne soldier, and an entire fence system.

Stay tuned...

the saga continues.