BAD HOUNDS
The ongoing adventures of Winchester, Dean & Roscoe.
Operating somewhere outside Charlottesville, Virginia.
Pre-dawn squirrel patrol is active.
LATEST INCIDENT REPORT
Field notes / 2 days ago
Winchester cleared the fence, left Dean and Roscoe behind, and spent his ten minutes of freedom outside girlfriend Sammie's window like an extra from an ’80s teenage romance.
DEAN / Unauthorized Agricultural Operations
Dean has appointed himself Founder, CEO and Head of Quality Control for Bad Hound Farms—and our fig tree is apparently his first acquisition.
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ROSCOE / Tunnel Escape
After Morgan Wallen and an otherwise peaceful evening, the Winchester Alarm activated the backup crew and Roscoe demonstrated an Army-quality low crawl under the fence.
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WINCHESTER / Headquarters Status Report
Winchester is recovering from an ear infection, Dean is personally offended by the rain, and Roscoe remains Director of Homeland Squirrel Security.
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WINCHESTER
DEAN
ROSCOE
FIELD TESTED
WINCHESTER TESTED
“Recommended for dogs who consider property lines merely advisory.”
DEAN APPROVED
“Built to survive long miles and short bursts of confidence.”
ROSCOE ENDORSED
“An outstanding companion when vigilance is non-negotiable.”
BAD HOUNDS SUPPLY CO.
Proper English Hound.
Improper Life Choices.
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$42
Printed by humans. Inspired by poor canine decision-making.
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