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Three Hounds.Questionable Decisions.

The ongoing adventures of Winchester, Dean & Roscoe.

Operating somewhere outside Charlottesville, Virginia.

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Pre-dawn squirrel patrol is active.

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LATEST INCIDENT REPORT

Subject: WinchesterIncident Type: Perimeter Breach

WINCHESTER CONDUCTS ANOTHER UNAUTHORIZED NEIGHBORHOOD VISIT

Status: Returned Voluntarilyβ€’Dispatch: Immediate

Winchester was observed leaving the property with the air of a gentleman who had no intention of being questioned. The subject then proceeded to inspect the neighborhood perimeter with unusual determination, pausing only to engage in a brief but cordial exchange with a fence and a particularly suspicious squirrel.

Perimeter Breach03/14

Winchester attempts a neighborhood survey

Loose interpretive boundaries and one very proud return home.

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Snack Audit02/28

Dean conducts field testing by appetite

The subject remained fully committed to the investigation.

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Squirrel Watch02/06

Roscoe logs additional suspicious behavior

A wiring diagram was not involved, but a theory absolutely was.

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MEET THE HOUNDS

WINCHESTER

The English Gentleman

  • Position: Director of Unauthorized Excursions
  • Specialty: Fence Clearance
  • Known Associate: Sammie
  • Threat Level: Fox Dependent

DEAN

The Country Boy

  • Position: Director of Snacks
  • Specialty: Long-Range Expeditions
  • Durability: Tank
  • Navigation: Questionable

ROSCOE

Head of Intelligence

  • Position: Squirrel Mafia Task Force
  • Specialty: Surveillance
  • Area of Operations: Front Window
  • Primary Suspects: All Squirrels

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Gear actually used, abused, or reluctantly endorsed by the Bad Hounds.

GPS TRACKERβ˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

WINCHESTER TESTED

β€œRecommended for dogs who consider property lines merely advisory.”

FIELD HARNESSβ˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

DEAN APPROVED

β€œBuilt to survive long miles and short bursts of confidence.”

SQUIRREL ALERT KITβ˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†

ROSCOE ENDORSED

β€œAn outstanding companion when vigilance is non-negotiable.”

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