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Three Hounds.Questionable Decisions.

The ongoing adventures of Winchester, Dean & Roscoe.

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Winchester

Dean

Roscoe

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Subject: DEANIncident Type: Unauthorized Agricultural Operations

Dean Goes Farm-to-Table

Status: Published

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Dean has appointed himself Founder, CEO and Head of Quality Control for Bad Hound Farms—and our fig tree is his first acquisition.

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Mission UpdateFrom the Bad Hounds Archives

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DEAN / Fugitive Recovery

Dean Has Surrendered

After spending the entire night conducting unauthorized deer investigations, Dean finally accepted that maybe he had made a poor career decision.

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Episode 103From the Bad Hounds Archives

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DEAN / Heat Ceasefire

The Heat Wave Ceasefire

After several weeks of unauthorized patrols, today peace broke out. The temperature climbed into the triple digits.

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Hound AlertFrom the Bad Hounds Archives

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DEAN / Nighttime Deer Pursuit

Buck Norris Strikes Again

At approximately 8:45 PM, Buck Norris appeared and a coordinated escape began. Two suspects were captured quickly—and Dean decided to extend the mission.

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MEET THE HOUNDS

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WINCHESTER

The English Gentleman

Position: Director of Unauthorized Excursions
Specialty: Fence Clearance
Known Associate: Sammie
Threat Level: Fox Dependent

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DEAN

The Country Boy

Position: Director of Snacks
Specialty: Long-Range Expeditions
Durability: Tank
Navigation: Questionable

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ROSCOE

Head of Intelligence

Position: Squirrel Mafia Task Force
Specialty: Surveillance
Area of Operations: Front Window
Primary Suspects: All Squirrels

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