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Three Hounds.Questionable Decisions.

The ongoing adventures of Winchester, Dean & Roscoe.

Operating somewhere outside Charlottesville, Virginia.

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Pre-dawn squirrel patrol is active.

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LATEST INCIDENT REPORT

Subject: WINCHESTERIncident Type: Unauthorized Romantic Excursion

Love Is in the Air

Status: Returned Voluntarilyβ€’BH-ARCHIVE-114
WINCHESTER portrait
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Winchester cleared the fence, left Dean and Roscoe behind, and spent his ten minutes of freedom outside girlfriend Sammie's window like an extra from an ’80s teenage romance.

Episode 13From the Bad Hounds Archives
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WINCHESTER / Headquarters Status Report

Life on Parole

Winchester is recovering from an ear infection, Dean is personally offended by the rain, and Roscoe remains Director of Homeland Squirrel Security.

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Episode 1From the Bad Hounds Archives
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WINCHESTER / Wildlife Patrol

Winchester

Meet Winchester: proper English foxhound, calm commander of the Bad Hounds, part Magnum P.I., part MacGyver, part Maverickβ€”and always one deer scent away from starting another shift.

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Episode 2From the Bad Hounds Archives
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DEAN / Long-Range Expedition

Dean

Winchester escapes. Roscoe tags along. Dean goes to BFE and acts surprised when somebody eventually brings him home.

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MEET THE HOUNDS

WINCHESTER portrait
Official personnel file

WINCHESTER

The English Gentleman

Position
Director of Unauthorized Excursions
Specialty
Fence Clearance
Known Associate
Sammie
Threat Level
Fox Dependent
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DEAN portrait
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DEAN

The Country Boy

Position
Director of Snacks
Specialty
Long-Range Expeditions
Durability
Tank
Navigation
Questionable
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ROSCOE portrait
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ROSCOE

Head of Intelligence

Position
Squirrel Mafia Task Force
Specialty
Surveillance
Area of Operations
Front Window
Primary Suspects
All Squirrels
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FIELD TESTED

Gear actually used, abused, or reluctantly endorsed by the Bad Hounds.

GPS TRACKERβ˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

WINCHESTER TESTED

β€œRecommended for dogs who consider property lines merely advisory.”

FIELD HARNESSβ˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

DEAN APPROVED

β€œBuilt to survive long miles and short bursts of confidence.”

SQUIRREL ALERT KITβ˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†

ROSCOE ENDORSED

β€œAn outstanding companion when vigilance is non-negotiable.”

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