BAD HOUNDS
The ongoing adventures of Winchester, Dean & Roscoe.
Operating somewhere outside Charlottesville, Virginia.
Pre-dawn squirrel patrol is active.
LATEST INCIDENT REPORT
Field notes / 2 days ago
Just when I thought I had Winchester's routine figured out, the proper English gentleman rolled out the back door, went down the stairs, cleared the fence and headed straight for his girlfriend Sammie's house.
Unassigned / Coordinated Perimeter Breach
A fox or deer near the wood line was apparently all the authorization three hounds needed to turn an ordinary evening into a full-scale recovery operation.
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DEAN / Unauthorized Long-Range Expedition
Dean once again converted a simple escape into an expedition, only this time the country boy's travels ended with him effectively getting arrested and requiring bail.
Read incident reportDEAN / Fugitive Recovery
After one of Dean's unauthorized expeditions, the country boy finally accepted defeat and surrendered himself to a family willing to help return the fugitive.
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WINCHESTER
DEAN
ROSCOE
FIELD TESTED
WINCHESTER TESTED
“Recommended for dogs who consider property lines merely advisory.”
DEAN APPROVED
“Built to survive long miles and short bursts of confidence.”
ROSCOE ENDORSED
“An outstanding companion when vigilance is non-negotiable.”
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Improper Life Choices.
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Printed by humans. Inspired by poor canine decision-making.
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