Subject: DEANIncident Type: Unauthorized Agricultural Operations
Dean Goes Farm-to-Table
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Dean has appointed himself Founder, CEO and Head of Quality Control for Bad Hound Farms—and our fig tree is his first acquisition.
BAD HOUNDS
Three Hounds.Questionable Decisions.
The ongoing adventures of Winchester, Dean & Roscoe.
Operating somewhere outside Charlottesville, Virginia.
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Dean
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Winchester • Dean • Roscoe
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From the Bad Hounds ArchivesEpisode Wini-01From the Bad Hounds Archives
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WINCHESTER / Field report
How It All Started: Winchester
The Gentleman Who Started the Whole Mess
Read incident reportEpisode shorty-01From the Bad Hounds Archives
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ROSCOE / Field report
How It All Started: Roscoe
Nobody Told Him He Was the Little One
Read incident reportEpisode dean-007From the Bad Hounds Archives
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DEAN / Field report
How It All Started: Dean
All Gas. No Map.
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WINCHESTER
The English Gentleman
- Position
- Director of Unauthorized Excursions
- Specialty
- Fence Clearance
- Known Associate
- Sammie
- Threat Level
- Fox Dependent
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DEAN
The Country Boy
- Position
- Director of Snacks
- Specialty
- Long-Range Expeditions
- Durability
- Tank
- Navigation
- Questionable
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ROSCOE
Head of Intelligence
- Position
- Squirrel Mafia Task Force
- Specialty
- Surveillance
- Area of Operations
- Front Window
- Primary Suspects
- All Squirrels
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