Dean Goes Farm-to-Table

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Episode 15: DEAN GOES FARM-TO-TABLE

Well apparently Dean has started a new business.

I was watching this fool out at our fig tree jumping up, pulling the branches down and helping himself to figs like he planted the thing.

😂

For the record, this has been going on for about three years.

Dean doesn't wait for the figs to fall.

Why would he?

That would require patience.

Instead he goes directly to the source.

Jump.

Grab.

Pull the branch down.

Inspect inventory.

Eat the figs.

Repeat.

Somebody pointed out the leaves, so let me clear that one up:

Dean isn't really interested in eating the leaves.

The leaves are just standing between Dean and his product.

They are collateral damage.

😂

At this point I believe he has officially appointed himself:

Founder CEO and Head of Quality Control

of…

🌳 BAD HOUND FARMS.

The man has gone completely farm-to-table.

Very local.

Very organic.

Absolutely zero permission from the landowner.

And before somebody sends me the list of everything on earth that might theoretically hurt a dog…

Dean has been conducting this harvest for three years.

I have reached the conclusion that Dean may have been manufactured rather than born.

The dude is built like a tank.

😂

CURRENT BUSINESS STRUCTURE:

Landowner: me Labor: Dean Quality Control: Dean Inventory management: Dean Profit sharing: apparently Dean Remaining figs: under investigation