🎤🐾 THE HOUND CHRONICLES

This morning, before the house was fully awake, Winchester, Dean, and Roscoe decided it was time for rehearsal.

Not barking.

Not whining.

A full-on three-part howl.

One started.

The second joined in.

Then the third came through like he had been waiting backstage for his solo.

Within seconds, the entire house was awake.

Apparently the boys have formed a new group:

The Bad Hound Boys

Winchester: Lead vocals. Smooth, distinguished, probably thinks he's the frontman.

Dean: Backup vocals, but somehow always louder than everyone else.

Roscoe: The little one with way too much attitude who definitely thinks the band is named after him.

Their debut single:

“I Want It That Way... OUTSIDE.”

Follow-up tracks include:

🎵 Everybody (Check the Fence) 🎵 Quit Playing Games With My Food Bowl 🎵 As Long As You Feed Me 🎵 Larger Than Life... According to Roscoe

No alarm clock needed.

No rooster required.

Just three retired hounds standing somewhere in the house at sunrise singing the song of their people like they're opening for a sold-out arena.

Current Status:

Vocals — Strong Harmony — Questionable Family — Awake against their will Grammy nominations — Pending

The Bad Hound Boys would like to thank everyone for attending this morning's concert.

There will be no refunds. 😂