Winchester

📼 THE HOUND CHRONICLES

Episode 1: Winchester

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🎵 Track 1: “Hungry Like the Hound”

Every crew has a leader.

Unfortunately, ours is Winchester. 😂

Winchester is the proper English foxhound of the operation. Tall, dignified, calm, and always carrying himself like he is the only professional working in a building full of idiots.

Think Magnum P.I., MacGyver and Maverick rolled into one hound.

Most evenings he can be found conducting patrols around the property, looking out toward the woods like he knows something the rest of us don't.

Then a deer or fox shows up.

And somewhere in Winchester's head the synth music starts.

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One second he is standing there looking like an English gentleman.

The next:

“Looks like my shift just started.”

Now he's working scent, checking the perimeter and evaluating whether the fence is an actual boundary or merely a recommendation from management.

Eventually he comes back muddy, tired and wearing the same innocent expression he left with.

Like none of us just watched the entire thing happen.

📼 MIXTAPE STATS

Soundtrack: Hound Duran Wildlife Relations: Complicated Fence Rating: Needs Improvement Preferred Reward: Edible Good Boy Rating: 10/10

Because underneath all the questionable decisions, Winchester is still Winchester.

Proper English hound.

Improper life choices.

NEXT EPISODE:

Dean.

“Escape from Alcatraz had nothing on me.”