BAD HOUNDS INCIDENT REPORT
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BAD HOUNDS INCIDENT REPORT
Life on Parole
Episode 13
- Case No.
- BH-ARCHIVE-113
- Subject
- WINCHESTER
- Offense
- Headquarters Status Report
- Status
- Contained
- Accomplices
- Dean and Roscoe
- Incident Date
- From the Bad Hounds Archives
Winchester is recovering from an ear infection, Dean is personally offended by the rain, and Roscoe remains Director of Homeland Squirrel Security.
🚨 THE HOUND CHRONICLES
Episode 13: LIFE ON PAROLE
It has been a while since the boys have checked in with the neighborhood, so here is the latest from Bad Hounds Headquarters.
First up:
🎩 WINCHESTER
Winchester has been recovering from a bad ear infection.
So for the moment, our proper English escape artist has been taking it easy.
I would love to tell you this means he has reconsidered his life choices.
It does not.
He is simply on medical leave. 😂
🌾 DEAN
Dean is depressed.
Because it keeps raining.
Apparently wet leaves and bad weather have completely ruined the recreational schedule of a hound whose favorite activity is disappearing into parts unknown.
He spends most of his time staring outside like somebody personally cancelled summer.
And then we have…
🐿️ ROSCOE
Director of Homeland Squirrel Security.
Rain?
Doesn't matter.
Bad weather?
Doesn't matter.
Nobody else interested?
Doesn't matter.
Roscoe remains positioned at the window monitoring squirrel activity like the fate of the free world depends on him.
You can almost hear him:
“I’m still watching.”
😂
So far we have achieved:
Successful prison breaks: ZERO.
Winchester: recovering.
Dean: depressed.
Roscoe: conducting surveillance.
The parole board considers this progress.
Unfortunately…
The parole board only meets until the deer show back up.
CASE DISPOSITION
Headquarters remains secure. Squirrel surveillance continues uninterrupted.