Evening Walk Report

🚨Evening Walk Report – Multiple Witness Accounts🚨

From the Desk of Dean:

To all my fans dean, Wini, and Roscoe were granted permission to conduct an evening patrol (aka walk).

On the return home…

I saw it…

a glorious whitetail.

Time slowed.

Instincts activated.

But to my dismay…

my father had the reins.

I was forced to contain my greatness reduced to jumping in place and inhaling the scent like a man denied his purpose.

On the walk back, I kept looking behind me…

not at the deer…

…but at destiny.

The plan formed.

"I will act tired…

Pops will put me in the backyard to rest…

…and then…

I strike."

Phase 2 initiated.

Once released, I paced the fence line…

analyzing…

calculating…

Little did Dad know the vet convinced him I needed to lose weight.

Foolish..... in the voice of Joker.....

For now…

I am lighter.

Faster.

A fence jumper.

Not like dear old Dad who goes up and falls from the sky…

AKA Lawndart

No…

I go up…

and over.

Freedom achieved.

Please be on the lookout for Houndini (Dean) conducting his usual night patrols.

Meanwhile…

Inside the House:

Wini's POV:

I saw it happen.

I knew what he was thinking.

Did I warn Dad?

No.

I made eye contact with Dean…

and then slowly turned back to the couch.

This was not my mission.

Roscoe's POV:

Dean is an idiot.

The couch is warm.

The house has snacks.

There is no reason to leave.

I watched him pace.

I watched him plan.

I judged him silently…

…and then laid my head back down.

📍Current Status:📍

• Dean – At large, conducting unauthorized operations

• Wini – Secure, unbothered

• Roscoe – Deep cover (on couch)

If you see Dean out there chasing deer, inspecting yards, or staring through windows like a federal agent…

Banana is his crutch word...

please notify command so I can recover the operative.