Game Day After Action Report

No fence breaches.

No deer pursuits.

No Puppy Police involvement.

No reports of a half-dressed man sprinting through Westmoreland.

A true miracle.

And even better...

UVA got the win.

Now, I don't want to say Winchester, Dean, and Roscoe took the matchup personally...

But when they found out NC State's mascot was a Wolf, the entire mood in the house changed.

Winchester reportedly gave one slow nod and said:

"A wolf? Cute."

Dean immediately requested permission to conduct a postgame tracking operation.

Request denied.

Roscoe, naturally, declared that any canine claiming to be tougher than a hound should come discuss it with him personally.

From behind the window.

With Winchester and Dean standing nearby.

For security.

Official Hound Analysis:

🐺 Wolfpack — Defeated

🐕 Bad Hound Gang — Undefeated from the couch

🏈 Hoos — Winners

🚧 Fence — Also somehow a winner

So while Mom and Dad were at the game watching UVA handle the Wolfpack...

The boys stayed home and demonstrated something even more impressive:

Self-control.

We're currently investigating whether they were actually asleep the entire time.

Either way...

Wahoowa.

And to the Wolfpack...

The Bad Hound Gang sends its regards. 😂🐾