The Great Escape — Episode 11: Buck Norris Strikes Again

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Episode 11: BUCK NORRIS STRIKES AGAIN

Well neighbors…

At approximately 8:45 PM, Bad Hounds Headquarters experienced another security failure.

And yes.

There was a deer involved.

We have officially named him:

🦌 BUCK NORRIS.

Because every time this dude shows up, somebody ends up doing something stupid. 😂

The boys spotted him and apparently decided the evening needed more excitement.

Then we discovered something even better:

A FRESH TUNNEL UNDER THE FENCE.

Outstanding.

So while I am trying to figure out which one of these engineers has been working on the escape route, the operation is already underway.

Roscoe made it less than about 50 yards before deciding that life as a fugitive involves entirely too much cardio.

Captured.

Winchester made it roughly two driveways before he apparently forgot what the mission was.

Captured.

Which leaves…

Dean.

Of course.

Dean saw Buck Norris and apparently took that personally.

Roscoe: apprehended.

Winchester: apprehended.

Dean:

“Tell my family I love them.”

And into the night he went.

😂

At this point Dean is officially AT LARGE.

If you see a brown-and-white country hound somewhere toward BFE looking completely comfortable with his decisions…

That's probably him.

CURRENT STATUS:

🐿️ Roscoe — in custody 🎩 Winchester — in custody 🌾 Dean — fugitive 🦌 Buck Norris — wanted for questioning

The perimeter has been compromised.

Again.

Updates to follow.