🚨 UPDATE: HOUND APPREHENSION REPORT 🚨
Restricted field record
BAD HOUNDS INCIDENT REPORT
Dean Released on Bail
- Subject
- DEAN
- Offense
- Five-Mile Unauthorized Operation
- Incident Date
- From the Bad Hounds Archives
Dean has been turned over to the Puppy Police and was released on bail. He managed to travel 5 miles from base.
🚨 UPDATE: HOUND APPREHENSION REPORT 🚨
Dean has been turned over to the Puppy Police and was released on bail at approximately 1300 hours today.
During his unauthorized operation, he managed to travel all the way to Carlton Rd approximately 5 miles from base.
This was not a random stroll…
this was a mission.
I'd like to extend a thank you to whoever reported him to the authorities your assistance in the recovery of this fugitive is greatly appreciated.
At this time:
• Dean is back in custody
• Spirits are high
• Remorse is nonexistent
Perimeter security remains under review, as the suspect has now demonstrated extended range capability.
Inside the House Witness Statements:
Wini's POV:
I heard he made it 5 miles.
Impressive.
Would I have gone?
Maybe.
Did I?
No.
I chose peace.
And the couch.
Roscoe's POV:
Five miles… for what?
There is food here.
There is comfort here.
There is no deer here…
but also no running.
Dean out there acting like he's in a documentary.
I am retired.
🎙️ Dean (Post-Release Statement):
I regret nothing.