BAD HOUNDS INCIDENT REPORT
Restricted field record / published file
BAD HOUNDS INCIDENT REPORT
Mission Update: Dean Has Surrendered
Mission Update
- Case No.
- BH-ARCHIVE-11A
- Subject
- DEAN
- Offense
- Fugitive Recovery
- Status
- Released Into Family Custody
- Accomplices
- A helpful family and the recovery network
- Incident Date
- From the Bad Hounds Archives
After spending the night enjoying his freedom, Dean was located by a family the following morning and finally decided civilization wasn't so bad.
🚨 MISSION UPDATE: DEAN HAS SURRENDERED 🚨
Neighbors, we can officially stand down.
The fugitive has been captured.
😂
A family found Dean this morning and contacted us.
By the time I got there, our great explorer had apparently reached an important conclusion:
Freedom isn't all it's cracked up to be.
After spending the night doing whatever Dean does when Dean goes to BFE, the country boy had finally had enough.
I pulled up.
Dean looked at me.
No dramatic reunion.
No explanation.
No apology.
He just walked over and got into the truck.
😂
That was it.
The same hound who spent the night living like some outlaw on the frontier suddenly looked like a guy who missed his bed and wanted somebody else to drive.
He was exhausted.
He was safe.
And most importantly…
He was HOME.
Huge thanks to the family who found him, kept him safe and reached out.
Once again the neighborhood Bad Hound Fugitive Recovery Network comes through.
FINAL STATUS:
🐿️ Roscoe — home 🎩 Winchester — home 🌾 Dean — surrendered 🦌 Buck Norris — still wanted for questioning
Dean has returned to headquarters.
I would like to say he learned something.
But we all know better.
CASE DISPOSITION
Subject voluntarily entered transport and was returned safely to Bad Hounds Headquarters.