BAD HOUNDS INCIDENT REPORT
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BAD HOUNDS INCIDENT REPORT
Love Is in the Air
Episode 14
- Case No.
- BH-ARCHIVE-114
- Subject
- WINCHESTER
- Offense
- Unauthorized Romantic Excursion
- Status
- Returned Voluntarily
- Accomplices
- Dean and Roscoe contained at scene
- Incident Date
- From the Bad Hounds Archives
Winchester cleared the fence, left Dean and Roscoe behind, and spent his ten minutes of freedom outside girlfriend Sammie's window like an extra from an ’80s teenage romance.
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Episode 14: LOVE IS IN THE AIR
Low and behold…
Just when I thought I was onto Winchester's routine, this fool rolled right out the back door, down the stairs and OVER THE FENCE.
😂
The good news?
Dean and Roscoe were contained.
Apparently Winchester had plans that did not include the other two clowns.
And at this point I'm getting pretty good at figuring out where the proper English gentleman is headed.
Sure enough, he was only gone about ten minutes.
But apparently ten minutes is plenty of time when you have a girlfriend in the neighborhood.
Next thing I know Sammie is barking.
And there is Winchester outside her window like we have somehow entered a teenage romance movie from 1987.
All I needed was Peter Gabriel playing “In Your Eyes” and Winchester holding a boom box over his head.
😂😂😂
There he is.
Outside Sammie's window.
No Dean.
No Roscoe.
Just Winchester handling his own personal business.
Eventually our neighborhood Romeo was escorted home.
And naturally he walked back in like absolutely nothing unusual had happened.
🎩 Proper English Hound ❤️ Girlfriend: Sammie 🚨 Property boundaries respected: absolutely not ⏱️ Time on the run: about 10 minutes
I thought this dog was escaping to chase wildlife.
Turns out sometimes a gentleman simply has a date.
CASE DISPOSITION
Subject escorted home after visiting Sammie. No remorse observed.